On religious shibboleths
I've always been really interested in religious shibboleths, and I informally collect them. (Of course the word "shibboleth" itself is religious in origin: in the book of Judges, the way that an army figures out who's on their side and who's the enemy is by forcing them to pronounce this word; if they pronounce it wrong, they get killed (which, according to the account, 2,040 of them were.))
Some favorites off the top of my head:
A person who refers to God as "Heavenly Father" without a determiner like "our" is almost definitely a Mormon.
Evangelicals refer to proselytizing as "evangelism," Catholics refer to it as "evangelization."
A person who refers to an evangelical Christian as an "evangelist" is probably not an evangelical.
A person who refers to the Bible as "Sacred Scripture" is almost definitely a Catholic.
There are many more. But I've been long haunted by one that hit me like a ton of bricks, and it's connected to another of my abiding interests, which is the seemingly mysterious and unknowable Something that makes marriage what it is. I have an extremely high view of marriage for a variety of personal, cultural, and religious reasons, but I've never really been able to understand what makes some marriages work and others fail, or what exactly it means to join yourself to another person when it's apparently extremely difficult to truly know another person well.
Anyway, here's the story:
Some years ago I was out and about with my family one Sunday afternoon when I noticed a kid we knew from church was at the same park we were at. I looked around and eventually saw his father, who I didn't know well but who I knew was estranged from his wife, who I also knew (not super well) from church. I knew the guy didn't attend our church, but that was about it. We exchanged a few pleasantries, and then he said something like "so, are you guys just coming back from Mass?"
I was almost struck dumb by the amount of information I suddenly felt I knew about this guy. I literally didn't know what to say.
If you're an evangelical, there are literally no circumstances under which you would refer to any time you attend your church as Mass. Not a Sunday morning, not a wedding, not a funeral, not Easter, not Christmas, nothing. It's an utterly, utterly foreign word. It is not even remotely within the realm of possibility that his wife had ever referred to attending church as Mass in the entire time she would have known and been married this man.
So first of all, I knew that he was probably raised Catholic or was somehow exposed to enough Catholic culture that he thought of church attendance as "going to Mass."
Second, I felt I also knew -- and maybe this is an unfair judgement, but it struck me just the same -- that this guy barely knew his wife at all.
This is such a basic thing to get wrong about how evangelicals talk about church that I had to assume they'd never even spoken about her faith, which was presumably quite important to her, or he'd never taken enough notice to note that the linguistic habit he'd acquired of referring to church attendance as Mass was not a part of her life.
I can't overstate how enormous of a shibboleth this is. It would be like asking why an Italian restaurant didn't have any kimchi, or referring to the Beatles as a metal band, or saying "G'Day, mate" as a greeting to everyone you meet while you're in Ireland.
I don't really have a moral to this story. It's just that I don't think I've ever been struck with such a stark, sudden realization based on hearing the utterance of a single word. And the couple did, sadly and perhaps inevitably, end up getting divorced.
Lower-quality regional open-access journals across the academic lifespan
Qs to follow up:
- Won't LQROAJs eventually become HQIOAJs (higher quality international open access journals) if given the time and space to grow?
- By sheer numbers, despite their often extremely poor quality, aren't LQROAJs actually often already widely accepted and successful?
- What gives you the right to call my journal an LQROAJ, a**hole?
Top 5 Righteous Indignation Moments in Five Iron Frenzy Songs (originally publised by the Burnsider in 2013)
Five Iron Frenzy is one of the most important Christian rock bands of all time. I've written at length elsewhere about why this is true, but if you're not convinced, I offer this shameless listicle to try to at least convince you that their prophetic rage was/is unprecedented and awesome.
To be honest, I haven't really stopped listening to this band for any considerable period of time since 1995, which I am not ashamed to admit. Here are the "top 5" (aka 5 off the top of my head) of their moments of righteous hardcore unbridled left-wing commie pinko indignation.
Remember: this record was only available at Christian bookstores. Your parents would drive you there and they would buy Focus on the Family books and Precious Moments figurines. They would also buy you this CD because it was, as far as they knew, wholesome Christian family-friendly edutainment(tm), but also "cool." You begrudgingly accepted that this was the kind of music you were going to have to listen to. It might be all Jesusy, but at least it would be loud and "cool."
You put it on -- and the first song was about your complicity in the genocide of Indigenous people. The second one was about giving all your money to homeless people. The fourth one was about why you shouldn't sing the national anthem or say the pledge of allegiance.
Many an evangelical teenage mind was permanently blown by this record (mine included), and by the time they got to "Beautiful America," which cheerfully compares the USA to Gomorrah, we were pretty much on board. The final section of this track uses the "I want to be in America" song from West Side Story to great effect, sung as it is by a chorus of snot-nosed, screw-you, punk rock voices. The song devolves into celebratory anarchism as the band dances on the bones of the American dream.
4. Calling out Christian bands in "Blue Mix"
Most bands don't seem to have the courage to call out the Christian music industry for its backstabbing, profit-driven crapulence until they've quit the business, but FIF didn't seem overly concerned about record sales (and their records were frequently pulled from the shelves of Christian stores after people realized what they were singing about). They address this issue elsewhere ("451," and to some extent, "Handbook for the Sellout"), but "Blue Mix" is their most direct takedown of CCM. There's something satisfying about the directness of Reese Roper's critique in lines like "under the guise of Jesus Christ/they lie" and "You are responsible to watch what you buy/ these bands that you love pull the wool over your eyes." The song ends with a warning to keep your eyes open for any band who tries to deceive you to make money -- including FIF themselves ("watch them/watch us").
3. The scary Marxist choir on "Giants"
Reese Roper pointed out that this song was written by Dennis Culp, the FIF trombonist whom Roper called "The second most outspoken Republican I know." Libertarian and progressive concerns about big business meet here over a squonky guitar riff. There's a lot to love about this song, but the bridge in particular is where all hell breaks loose -- the sounds of construction, the anti-corporate chanting, and the evil operatic chorus singing about how multinationals are "pushing all the meek out of the way."
2. The insanely aggressive vocals on "The Day We Killed"
It's hard to pick a favorite vocal moment in this song about (again) genocide and killing people for money -- the scream at the beginning, the transition from whisper to growl at the end of each verse, the visceral low rumble of the pre-chorus "liiiiies! liiiies!" -- but I'm going to have to go with the last chorus, where Roper just adds that little extra something to the "no" in "the way you live shows NO remorse..." Hot damn, I got chills just writing that.
1. "BUY! TAKE! BREAK! THROW IT AWAY!" from "American Kryptonite"
Did I say "insanely aggressive?" I should maybe have saved that for this song. This track is the apex of FIF's angry lefty Christian mode. (They have two other moods: heart-on-sleeve Evangelical worship song mode, and immature 12-year-old boy joke mode.) This song, though: so sincere, so angry. So much bang-on righteous rage at the insane, misplaced American values of individualism and entitlement. And this bridge is the apex of the apex, especially the final repetition of "THROW IT AWAY! THROW IT AWAY! THROW IT AWAY!" while the band just relentlessly hammers on one chunky chord.
Why Summaries Are Hard
Most of my students, when they first write a standalone summary for my first year writing class, write it as though the author of the original article doesn’t exist. The author is almost never mentioned unless I explicitly tell them to mention him/her. Why might this be? Perhaps because the students are predisposed for whatever reason to think of texts mainly as containing information to be understood, absorbed, reacted to, analyzed, etc., but not to set them in a larger context. Maybe it isn’t until university (or even later?) that you begin to see texts as situated and rhetorical, constructed by people with particular aims and agency, rather than simply neutral transmitters of information.
What I think I see happening is the student writers appropriating the identity of the original authors themselves, if that makes sense — taking on the role of the information-transmitter. Things not attributed to other voices by the original author are simply written without attribution. In fact, most first-time summaries I get are written with no attribution to the author of the text, but the student writers often go out of their way to attribute ideas to the other people/organizations/texts mentioned in the original text. Most of the articles I have them summarize are reported pieces, so in essence the student takes on the role of the reporter. It’s interesting to me how frequently they will go out of their way to quote things that were quotes in the original article — again, as if they themselves were the reporters, and that their job as summarizers is to report “who said what” in the original. It’s just that the author of the original text is rarely considered as one of the “who said whats” to include.
What’s so hard about summarizing is that we ask the students to write a wholly “objective” report of what’s in the original text — to keep themselves and their opinion out of it, if you will — and this makes it very hard for them to realize that they still have to establish some kind of authorial identity. Ironically, it is through attribution to the original author that the student writer can come to distinguish his/her voice from that of the original text. When a writer carefully attributes ideas to other writers, they’re able to carve out a space for themselves, even in a seemingly neutral, objective summary, as the curator, organizer, and interpreter of the text they are summarizing.
In which my favorite podcast forces me to declare very earnestly some things I hold dear; or, Baseball is not a Distraction
I love Effectively Wild. It’s my favorite podcast, and it helped me get back into baseball after a nearly twenty-year detour away from it. But I’ve got to take issue with something that comes up on the show from time to time, which is the notion of baseball as being a distraction from our mortality. Sam Miller, when he stepped away as co-host (he returned recently), said this:
The point of this entire enterprise is to entertain us with baseball games. The point of it is not to decide who is the best team. The illusion that that is what we’re doing has long been a powerful draw to sports. But it is ultimately not the point. There is no scenario where the universe will care or remember who the best team was out of this collection of collections. It only matters inasmuch as we create this illusion that it matters.If you lose even the illusion, then it becomes problematic. But the point is not to have the illusion: the point is to entertain people and make them forget that we are all dying right in front of each other — that this is just this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis, that we are going to lose everybody we know, that we are going to lose everything we have and the only way to distract ourselves is by separating our day into distractions.”
Sure, it sort of doesn’t really matter which team is the best or whatever, but is Miller serious about this notion of “distraction?” I don’t have much patience for today’s brand of “ha-ha, nothing matters, LOL” nihilism – unless it’s truly jokey and surface-level, deployed ironically as a way to do some brush-clearing so we can get to things that really matter. I’m not sure which way Miller is deploying it here, and maybe he’s not even attempting to be nihilistic in a true sense. But of course baseball matters, because people and our stories matter, and because everything matters.
We could get into some kind of existential debate about whether God exists or whether, as Thornton Wilder wrote in Our Town, there is “something way down deep that's eternal about every human being” or whether there is ultimately a kind of intelligibility to all of existence, and whether that is solely inherent in the human mind or somehow transcendently outside of it. I come down on a particular side on those questions, for the most part.
The notion that baseball and the other things we love and find meaning in are “illusions” and “distractions” seems to miss the point. Indeed, “we are all dying in front of teach other” and “we are going to lose everybody we know” and “we are going to lose everything we have.” Yes! It is! We are! But the things we love and invest our time and attention and care into are not “distractions” from those things. We look reality in the eye, and we choose to live. To love baseball, or music, or baking bread, or whatever, is an affirmation of the goodness of the world, an ultimate expression of the worth, the value, the meaning we’re surrounded by, including the ineluctable realities of death and loss.
Even if there is no God, even if the thing about our current lives is that they’re short and this is all there is – that makes every particular little detail just as precious and worthwhile. The bat hitting the ball is satisfying! Existence is improbable! The world is abundant! A weird off-balance throw from third base is a gift! Every human is of infinite and inestimable worth! Willians Astudillo is awesome! A blade of grass is a miracle! Teaching my sons how to bat feels like passing on something unintelligibly good!
Human culture – culture as in to cultivate, to till, to care, to accept what is given, to make it into something, to offer it up and receive it back as something life-giving – is right and good and a joyful thing. Baseball is part of this, and to love it is to stare down the abyss.
Football, though? That’s just dicking around.
Toward a More Nuanced Understanding of English as an Additional Language in the Expanding Circle
These remarks were delivered on Friday, June 28, at the 12th International Symposium on Bilingualism in Edmonton, Alberta for the panel "Multilingualism in the Expanding Circle: English as an Additional Language" organized by Suzanne Hilgendorf and featuring her, Bouchra Kachoub, and Elizabeth Martin.
What We Learn From Baseball
I've been thinking lately, as baseball season ramps up, about baseball as pedagogy, or maybe as liturgy, or as mystagogy. (And maybe these are all different names of the same thing.) Perhaps because I'm a teacher and next week, I'm about to shift from teaching writing to university students to teaching baseball to Catholic-school second graders, but perhaps, I've been thinking, because baseball itself was how I was initiated into the world, in a lot of ways.
From a sociocultural perspective, one could say baseball was the way I was socialized into a way of being in American society, its culture, media, language, class structure, racial dynamics, etc. Baseball was a game I was taught to love - not explicitly, but by osmosis, the same way I learned to how to pray or what to eat or when to speak. Baseball was just always there, on the television, in the newspaper, in the backyard, at the park. And there were things I learned about how to be in the world from following it: a specialized vocabulary (and by analogy, that there are such things as specialized vocabularies), the vagaries of business and economics (when teams moved, or players were traded, or that damned 1994 lockout that doomed the Montreal Expos' only truly good season), a modicum of hand-eye coordination, some patience, how to relate to other people, what it meant to be on a team, even if that was hard, like if you were one of the weaker players and often ended up in right field.
I learned these things without even trying to learn them, but in a sense, I chose them, too. I was given a love of baseball, and I assented, and it was rewarding. I would do this later with rock music, and to some extent with some of the things I do for a living now -- reading, writing, teaching. These things were given, but I also gave myself to them.
And in giving myself over to a love of baseball, there are other, broader, more intangible things I learned, things that I hope my kids and the kids on our team are learning: what it means to get to know something much bigger than yourself -- to inhabit it, disappear within it and find freedom and purpose. (Again I say: I coach a team of Catholic school kids. I almost pray the analogy won't be lost on them.) The inexplicably good feeling of when a bat hits a ball, when you know you have Done The Thing as well as The Thing can be done. (I still remember, with crystal clarity, the physical feeling of hitting a triple when I was about eleven, the electric jolt through my arms, the barrel of the black Easton bat, the ease with which I rounded second base, the joy of having Done The Thing.) The way teammates can be something like brothers, even if you never had a brother.
There are so many things to learn when you're young, and if you are given something deep and wide and expansive, something that welcomes you, that almost benevolently holds you -- maybe that's the place to do it.
To Say Something and Not Mean It
I think about this a lot. I first thought about it when I wrote a paper on oath-taking in legal settings for a sociolinguistics class during my masters degree. I didn't and still don't understand how oaths can function without the underlying assumption that we might otherwise be lying all the time, and further, in current society oaths themselves also do not appear to act as the guarantors of truth-telling they once were. In fact, I think we've now bizarrely inverted things; I assume that in a court case where various parties have taken oaths they are more likely to be lying than in everyday, non-oath-underwritten speech.
This notion of making promises or oaths or really any utterances with no intention of truthfulness also came to mind when I thought about musicians who started their careers when they were Christian or otherwise religious and later disassociated themselves from their religious beliefs. Having been a Christian rock fan in the 90s, I've noticed this about a few bands who've reunited recently. What does it mean when the sing the songs they wrote earlier? Conversely, what does it mean when I sing along with XTC's "Dear God" when I hear it on the radio ("Dear God/ I don't believe in you") even though I do believe in God?
What does it mean when someone promises to bring their child up in the Catholic faith at a baptism, even though they do not consider themselves Catholic and have no intention of doing so?
What does it mean when someone proclaims that they join themselves to another person until death, but at some point -- whether before or after making that proclamation -- decides that they may not or will not be joined to that person until death?
I write about religious things here because religious speech acts seem to be particularly exploitable in this way -- side note: did you know that in the US is not illegal to preach a faith you do not actually believe, thanks to a pretty weird and fascinating Supreme Court case? I mean, I don't know why it would be illegal, but it does seem..bad?
Bourdieu wrote that Protestantism essentially ONLY comprises language, which I think if you're religious you can't really believe, but the fact is, one can say something, something that is presumably meant to only be uttered with sincerity, that appears to have no this-worldly guarantor, and not mean it. Satire exists, of course, but what I'm talking about isn't satire -- it's fulfilling a ritual by making a (potentially) false utterance.
What does it mean to say something and not mean it?
On writing one book before you can write another
I’m going to soon start working on a book proposal for a book about a band I deeply, deeply love. And what I’ve realized as I’ve started taking notes on it is that I have to finish Dancing about Architecture.... before I can even conceptualize this book. I have to have answered the question for myself of how and why to write about music one loves*.
The thing is, my approach to this hypothetical next book might actually end up being different than the answers I come up with in this hypothetical current book. All this stuff I’ve been saying about love, and about personal mythology or writing about art as a subjective act of autoethnography or whatever -- it might not fit. There are truly some big ideas I want to tackle in potential rock book #3, not simply intersections between subjective experience and the music itself, but how subjective experiences of art are influenced by and influence larger society-wide ideas, ideologies, and discourses. Maybe that’s not too far away from DAAIARTTD...but I don’t know yet. Because there’s more to write. Of making many books there is no end....
* I also have to answer the question that I raise somewhere in the manuscript about the fan-critic-artist relationship, but in a real way: what should my actual human relationship, if any, be with the people who comprise the band that I intend to write about? Do they as humans even enter into it, or is it just the Stuff that matters? Is the band More or even mainly Other than the middle-aged white guys who play(/ed) in it?
What should we call beliefs about language?
Other problem: "language ideology" seems bad too, because "ideology" implies a kind of Marxist "false consciousness" which also suggests that regular people are dumb to have the beliefs they do about language.
Solution? What do we call "non-professionals'" beliefs about language? Deborah Cameron strikes me as the most reasonable voice on this -- we all have beliefs that some ways of using language is better than others -- but her term, "verbal hygiene", seems too specific/jargony.
linguistic preferences?
language beliefs?
language judgements?
...?